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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

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Chandler Bing’s Best Comebacks Part 3

iwasalwaysaromantic:

Troian Bellisario in Lauren: Season 2, Episode 11.

He left a note. I couldn’t tell you any of this stuff because you were 11. And I just couldn’t, you know. The note… the note said I’m sorry that I haven’t been more of a man. I don’t deserve the purple heart they gave me. Tell the boys I’m sorry. And give this to Lauren. The bravest little soul I ever knew
"Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river."
- Lisa See, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan (via bookmania)
  • What I said: Watch this show it's really good
  • What I meant: For the love of God please watch this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn't heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you